Category: Joke Board
A man goes to Heaven and St. Peter's there. He sees a wall of what looks to be clocks. "What are those?" "Clocks," replies St. peter. "Everyone on Earth has one, and if you tell a lie the hands move." The man thinks then asks, "What's the oen on the left." "That's Mother Teresa, she never told a lie, and that, on the right is Abraham Lincoln's he only told two." "Where's George Bush's?" "In Jesus's office, he uses it as a ceiling fan."
LOL Good one.
LOL!
I love it. <lol>!
Bob
Good one vel. At the same times it is amazing how you find the same jokes around the world. here we had the exact same joke about the pope, years ago. isn't aht funny?
*grins*, I liked that one! *grin*, so true, hey!
Hahahahahahahahaha very good. Why should it be offending? except for Bush of course? Lol very good one.
ROTFL!
I fail to find the humour in all of this joke... THAT Bush by many accounts is ruining much of the land of this world and all folks can do is laugh... What are you peoples, a bunch of Republicians..???
No, we're not republicans (at least some of us aren't). Right now, the only thing we can do is laugh, but come November, and some of us can vote his cronies out of office, then the laugh will be on the other side of his mouth.
Bob
I'm not sure what party I want to be affiliated with, but Goblin you can't appreciate just the humor of a clock of lies in general in that soemone might tell so many that the clock would be a cieling fan? I'm not harping on you just asking a simple question. If you didn't like it because my feeling is you don't care to talk with me either, why respond to a post? Again not meant as harsh just curiosity peeking it's head out.
oh...o.k. Bob..
lollol!
Actually, it's interesting that the very same joke was going around when Bill Clinton was president. And, if u don't like the joke, especially if it offends u, why not just close the window or move on to another topic? And, if a specific user bothers you, how about utilizing the ignore feature? This is, after all, the joke board where the things that are posted are just that: jokes.
I love mister president George Bush mmm
Hey Scot i didn't know this one was around for Clinton, but I rmemeber a parody of him on the simpsons where he overturns lisa's band competition so she wins, marge said that's a pretty lousy thing todo. Hey I'm a pretty lousy president lol.
LOL, liked this joke.
Madam vel, why did you say what you said to Goblin? He's not the one who said he didn't like this post. grace was the one who said it.
Gemini, I did NOT say I did not like the Post. I think it is a lovely Board Post and I was simply responding in my way... Just because I found not the humour, well, ...Gemini what is wrong with that I ask of you..??
My apologies, Grace. I didn't mean to say that you said you didnt' like the post. I was just asking Madam vel why she said what she said to goblin. He didn't say anything about the post. He just said ROTFL, and that was all, but she made a comment about him not finding the humor in it, when in fact, it wasn't him. I didn't mean to offend you or anything. I was just pointing out to her that it wasn't Goblin who said he didn't find the humor in the joke, but rather, it was you who said it.
"whatever!"
Yeah...whatever. I don't think there's any reason to be rude here. Jeez, I was just pointing something out. My goodness. Excuse me for doing so. Why is it okay for some people to point certain things out, but when others do it, they get sarcastic, rude remarks? It makes no sense to me.
...did not mean to offend you,Gemini... The word, "Whatever" you find to be rude...??? hmmm, me thinks, kinda strange...then again it takes all types to make this here o'le world a interestin'.. smile
Sorry, maybe I took it the wrong way. anyway, I apologize. I just simply asked a question, that's all. I didn't mean to start anything with anyone. My apologies again.
hahahahhahaha. that's funny